Here are some nice alternative thoughts for if you find yourself thinking very negative things:
Bad thought: Good thought
I have a fat _____.: I have a perfectly/delightfully/wonderfully fat _____, and I’m working on appreciating it more.
No one wants to date me.: I have not yet met anyone…
if this gets fifty notes in the next half hour of being in line i will ask hillary Clinton if she has a favorite anime for real
i aSKED AND SHE SAID SHE WASNT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ANY OF THEM BUT SHE KNEW ABOUT IT AND SHE ASKED ME FOR A REC AND I PANICKED AND TOLD HILLARY CLINTON TO WATCH JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SHE SAID SHE WOULD. IM AFRAID
"Is that your brother?"
"(Girl) No! He’s my cousin."
"You two look close."
"(Boy) We’re really not that close…"
"(Girl) I’m going to get back at him for that!"
"How are you going to do that?"
”(여자) 아니요! 사촌이에요.”
”(남자) 우리 사이 정말 나쁜데..”
”(여자) 오빠한테 복수할 거에요!”
"어떻게 복수하실 건가요?"
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all